An online friend of mine queried what an hour by hour account of my daily life would look like. What I penned will hopefully bring a chuckle to you all.
8:00am - Woke up. Dog is licking my face and pawing at me.
8:12am - Dog has been annoying me long enough, get up and let the dog out.
8:13am - Make a pot of coffee.
8:15am - Pour cup of coffee, and let the dog in. Dog goes running around the house like a race dog. Around the coffee table, down the hallway, up the hallway, around the kitchen table, and.start all over again. She'll do this maybe 10X.
8:30am - Finished cup of coffee. Lay down for nap.
10:30am - Get up. This time I decide to make breakfast. Today I'll make 3 egg omelet with onions, green peppers, some kinda meat (have to see what I have in the fridge), and cheese. I will make hash browns and rye toast to go with it. I start by grating 1/2 an onion and 2 small potatos. Mix them together and throw them into a pan with some oil. Hash browns take the longest so they go down on a low heat first. I then start chopping the other 1/2 of the onion and the top of a green pepper. I say the top because I have learn that if you slice the crown off the top of a geen pepper you can easily pull the core and seeds out with one shot. Fry them in my omelet pan. I have the perfect omelet pan. It's a flat cast iron pan that only has a 1/2 inch lip. Makes it easy to scoop under one side to flip it over to the other and then slide it off and onto a plat. I then throw the rye into the toaster oven. When it finishes cooking and they all work out to finish about the same time I plate it up and the sit down with a fresh cup of coffee.
11:22am - I get dressed, and then go downstairs to the garage to work on Eric's car. I look at the car and ponder how to attack this job. Right now I'm sick and tired of working on cars. I want a break. This just reminds me that although I am trained as a mechanic, I couldn't do it for a living. I go upstairs to check something on the computer, a recipe, my mail, or my Myspace page.
1:00pm - I go downstairs to the garage to work on Eric's car again. I look at the car and ponder how to attack this job again. God am I sick and tired of working on cars. I need a break. This just proves that although I am trained as a mechanic, I am ill-equipt do it for a living Can't deal with the impatience and people aspect as well as the monoteny of doing it day in and day out. I go upstairs to check something on the computer, a recipe, my mail, or my Myspace page.
3:00pm - I go downstairs to the garage to work on Eric's car again. I look at the car and ponder how to attack this job again. God, I don't know if I can look at this car again. I deserve a break. I hate cars and people. I go upstairs to check something on the computer, a recipe, my mail, or my Myspace page.
5:00pm - Make dinner. and eat it,
6:30pm - I go downstairs to the garage to work on Eric's car again. I look at the car and ponder if I want to attack this job today. I hate cars. Gimme a break. I regret the day I was trained as a mechanic, this ain't my thing People suck and so do their cars. I go upstairs to check something on the computer, a recipe, my mail, or my Myspace page.
8:30pm - I go downstairs to the garage to work on Eric's car again. I look at the car and ponder why bother it's 8:30 and really to late to work on any car today. I guess I start in the morning. I go upstairs to check something on the computer, a recipe, my mail, or my Myspace page.
9:00pm - I go downstairs to the garage to turn off the lights and radio. I'll start again in the morning. I go upstairs turn on the TV and check something on the computer, a recipe, my mail, or my Myspace page.
11:00pm - I lay down quietly and try to sleep. All I can think about is that damn f*%king car in the garage.
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