Stimulate this!

Ok. Let's take at look at what's happening around the country.

1. President calls on ultra left wing “Huffington Post” reporter at press conference.

   Could you imagine what would happen if Bush called on Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity This also legitimizes them and make them a “real” news entity. Helen Thomas needs to walk away. She's becoming a bad joke.

2. Woman marries dolphin.

   This is the next step here in America. It happened in UK, and as soon as we open the floodgates with the approval of gay marriage. NAMBLA's going to want marriage. Will this UK woman have to consummate the marriage. Talk about inter-species dating. Gives a whole new meaning to blowhole.

3. Rancher sued by trespassers on property.

   It reminds me of a joke I heard recent.

   Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets.

   Katie Couric said, 'Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of fried chicken.' The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chicken. Couric ate it all and said, 'Now I can die content.'

   Charlie Gibson said, 'I'm living in ' New York , so I'd like to hear the song 'The Moon and Me one last time.' The terrorist 's leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song. Gibson was satisfied.

   Brian Williams said, 'I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Just maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.' The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Williams dictated his comments. He then said, 'Now I can die happy.'

   The leader turned and said, 'And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final wish? 'Kick me in the butt,' said the Marine. 'What?' asked the leader, 'Will you mock us in your last hour?' 'No. I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the butt,' insisted the Marine. So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the butt. The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader, dead. In the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, with his knife he slashed the throat of one with an AK-47, which he took and sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing another 11! In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives. As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson and Williams, they asked him : 'Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the ass?' 'What!?!' replied the Marine, 'And have you three idiots report that I was the aggressor....?'

   This rancher is being sued by trespassers on his property. He would have had less problems if he shot them.

4. Senate passes trillion dollar spending package.

   $1,000,000,000,000 when I grew up it was a make believe number. It was more than a Billion and less than a gazillion, and far less than a bazillion. They say it is an 800 page document costing us $820,000,000,000. That is a billion dollars a page.

God save the King, geez maybe the colonists had it wrong. It took us 230+ years to get back to the beginning. “No taxation without representation.

Be afraid, be very afraid. Once the government get their hooks into a program they never let go.